| Place |
What to Do |
Points |
| Inside Eve's Garage |
Get the dollar bill from Eve's pants |
3 |
| Alley near Quiki-Mart |
Look through knothole in fence |
1 |
| Quiki-Mart Store |
Buy a lottery ticket from the clerk |
3 |
| KROD TV Studios Lobby |
Show lottery ticket to receptionist |
10 |
| Bench at rear of green room |
Sit down; wait for TV producer |
1 |
| Dating Connection studio |
Be chosen by the lovely bachelorette |
20 |
| Green Room |
Get cruise ticket from DC producer |
6 |
| Lucky Life Lottery TV Studio |
Lottery wheel stops on $1,000,000 |
12 |
| Lucky Life Lottery TV Studio |
Receive the $1,000,000 bill |
7 |
| Molto Lira clothing store |
Get blue bikini swimsuit from rack |
5 |
| Molto Lira clothing store |
Pay for the swimsuit |
3 |
| Swab's Drugstore |
Pay for the bottle of sunscreen |
9 |
| Quiki-Mart Store |
Get Grotesque Gulp (soda machine) |
5 |
| Quiki-Mart Store |
Pay for Grotesque Gulp |
3 |
| Near the park by the hotel |
Look at the jogger in the park |
1 |
| Hairy Reams' barber shop |
Sit in barber's chair; get hair styling |
3 |
| Eve's house |
Get the passport from the trash cans |
5 |
| Ethno-Musicolgy Shoppe |
Talk to the music store clerk |
7 |
| Cruise lines dock |
Show the passport to the purser |
9 |
|
Cumulative points |
113 |
| Your Room |
Get the fruit from the nightstand |
3 |
| Nightstand by Momma's bed |
Get the sewing kit from the drawer |
6 |
| Anywhere while in swimsuit |
Use the sunscreen |
3 |
| Pool |
Lie down on the chaise lounge |
3 |
| Bottom of swimming pool |
Get the bikini top from the drain |
7 |
| After swimming |
Use the sunscreen again |
3 |
| Barber shop |
Get the wig from the barber |
3 |
| Bar |
Get the spinach dip from the bar |
2 |
| Bridge |
Throw the lifeboat switch |
8 |
| Near the lifeboat |
Get in the lifeboat |
2 |
| In the lifeboat |
Boats are launched |
5 |
| Drifting away from the ship |
Wear the televangelist wig |
5 |
| Drifting away from the ship |
Throw the dip overboard |
2 |
| Drifting in the lifeboat |
Wear the sunscreen |
5 |
| Drifting in the lifeboat |
Wearing the televangelist wig |
5 |
| Drifting in the lifeboat |
Drinking the grotesque gulp |
5 |
| Drifting in the lifeboat |
Catching fish with the sewing kit |
10 |
|
cumulative points |
190 |
| In the landscape maze |
Pick the flower |
3 |
| Restaurant |
Sit down in the restaurant waiting area |
1 |
| Restaurant |
Be shown to your seat |
1 |
| Restaurant |
Take the cheese knife from the table |
3 |
| Guest Room |
Take the matches from the nightstand |
2 |
| Guest Room |
Take soap from the bathroom sink |
2 |
| Barber Shop |
Become a blonde at the barber shop |
3 |
| Nude Beach |
Take the bikini bottom from the rock |
4 |
| Guest Room |
Wear the bikini |
5 |
| Guest Room |
Put the soap in the bikini top |
12 |
| Barber Shop |
Get your body waxed |
3 |
| KGB Beach |
Get past the KGB agents |
12 |
| After negiotiating the cliffs |
Wear the leisure suit |
6 |
|
cumulative points |
247 |
| Outside the airport |
Give the flower to the KGBishnas |
7 |
| Barber Shop |
Look at the barber |
3 |
| Barber Shop |
Get hair "poofed" by Rosie the barber |
3 |
| Customs inspection area |
Show the passport to customs agent |
5 |
| Snack bar |
Take the bobby pin from the gravy |
7 |
| Snack bar |
Buy flight insurance from machine |
3 |
| Baggage handling area |
Get the suitcase from conveyor belt |
5 |
| Ticket counter |
Bomb explodes, clearing the ticket line |
15 |
| Ticket counter |
Buy an airline ticket from the clerk |
5 |
| Gate #1 |
Take the pamphlet from the counter |
11 |
| Gate #1 |
Show airline ticket to the attendant |
3 |
|
cumulative points |
314 |
| Your seat |
Take the airsick bag from the seat pocket |
5 |
| Your seat |
Give the religious pamphlet to the man |
8 |
| Smoking section |
Wear the parachute |
4 |
| Emergency Exit Door |
Use the bobby pin to pick the lock |
5 |
| Emergency Exit Door |
Open the door |
6 |
|
cumulative points |
342 |
| Hanging from the parachute |
Use the cheese knife to cut the harnass |
8 |
| Immediately after fall |
Get the stick from the jungle floor |
4 |
| Near killer bee bush |
Crawl under the killer bee bush |
6 |
| After snake notices you |
Insert the stout stick into snake's mouth |
10 |
| Swamp |
Successfully cross the swamp |
5 |
| Piranha River |
Swing on the vine |
6 |
| Piranha River |
Take the vine from the tree |
4 |
| On the beach |
Propose marriage to Kalalau |
10 |
| Chief's Hut |
Talk with Kalalau's father |
25 |
| Village campfire |
Take the ashes from the campfire |
6 |
| On the beach |
Take the sand from the beach |
3 |
| Chasm |
Throw the vine across the limb |
11 |
| Glacier |
Spread the ashes (or sand) on the glacier |
10 |
| Top of volcano |
Put the airsick bag in the bottle |
5 |
| Top of volcano |
Light the bag with the matches |
5 |
| Top of volcano |
Drop the bottle into the crevice |
10 |
| Inside the fortress |
Kill Dr. Nonookee through your sheer ineptitude |
30 |
|
cumulative points |
500 |
| Anywhere around Los Angeles |
Scratch the lottery ticket |
-2 |
| On the ship |
Eat the fruit |
-2 |
| Ship's bar |
Eat the spinach dip |
-5 |
| Anywhere |
Light the matches |
-2 |
| Anywhere |
Pour out the hair rejuvenator |
-2 |
| Anywhere except volcano |
Use the airsick bag |
-2 |
| In the airplane |
Open the parachute |
-3 |
| Airplane Emergency exit |
Pour the hair rejuvenator on the lock |
-5 |
| Glacier |
Pour the hair rejuvenator on the glacier |
-5 |